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Thought of the Day: Socks Are Sluts

Socks are ungrateful sluts. You take them in, and give them a home. And then one day, while out at the cleaners, they meet someone else and you never see them again. I hate socks.

Posted on November 10, 2017 by Author. Posted in Thought of the Day | Tagged Cleaners, Laundry, Missing Socks, Socks

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