Thought of the Day: The Trumping of America

It’s been a little more than a month since Donny “Little Hands” Trump took over the White House. Though I imagine that Sean Spicer, the Official Spewer of Falsehoods, might aggressively insist that he’s actually been in office for a much longer period of time, like 37 years.

And, much to my surprise, I think their way of thinking is starting to rub off on me. For example, just the other day, while listening to the rectal dribble seeping incessantly from Kellyanne Conway’s wretched mouth, I suddenly thought – albeit only for a moment – that the mandatory sterilization of people you deem undesirable might actually be a good policy.