Katy Perry Unconditionally Sucks

Move over Celine Dion, there is a new nightmare in town. This song has to be the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life. It’s like listening to a freight train filled with kittens gnawing at the eyeballs of newborn babies as it flies off a cliff into a gorge filled with the feces of all the goats Donald Rumsfeld has sodomized over the years. Remember when singers would actually sing instead of scream? I’d rather hear airhorns in my ears while getting my testicles whittled away by a rusty cheese grater for all eternity than have to listen to this shit again.